Grad School Claims Second Honey White Guitarist

Those of you who followed Honey White in our active, ass-kicking Rock Days of Yore know that a year ago, Graduate School claimed Brian and took him (and his indispensable lead guitar skills) away from us, indirectly paving the way for my egomaniacal plunge into fiction writing and instrumental bass guitar ambient wankery.

And now this- look how happy and smug Bryn has become since being accepted to UCI's Education department:



Our frontmanly singer-guitarist knows, however, that he's merely traded one monkey house for another. Unprofessional behavior from his ex-Ocean Institute colleagues will look like a day at the beach compared to a classroom full of rampaging high schoolers. Surely.

Well, maybe not. We shall see. In the meantime, let's everyone congratulate Bryn on his fantastic achievement. His future students have no idea what's in store for them.